Maxed Out Puppetry

It pains me to see to what depths a chicken will descend in the quest to make a buck. My Uncle Geoffrey used to be a self-respecting rooster. He was a paleontologist with Cambridge University. Among his accomplishments was the discovery of Megalogallus javensis, the Giant Javan Chicken. But when he put forth his controversial theory about the Great Question*, he was laughed into obscurity...but now this. Uncle Geoffrey, no! This is an affront to fowl everywhere! Please, get a real job, and a clue! And to my adoring public, please DO NOT click on the link below.

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

* Which came first, the chicken, or the egg?
(His actual theory is much, much, MUCH too controversial even to mention.)