Maxed Out Puppetry

As Halloween appraoches, let me remind you that using the word "chicken" as a disparaging term for a fearful human is wildly inappropriate. Whoever heard that term is clearly confused, and has never met The Vicious Chicken of Bristol* is a dark alley.

* click the links below to find out more about the Vicious Chicken of Bristol:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sir_Robin
http://bgok.net/

For the record, (1) yes, we are related and (2) no, we are no longer on speaking terms.