Maxed Out Puppetry

This is the official campaign site for

(except maybe Delaware)

I'm running on the Repuppetcan ticket, and I've got good shoes, so I'm not giving up for a long, long time. Not even if Al Gore enters the race.

Mary-Jane Tackles the Hard-Hitting Issues

Read my past blog posts. They'll make you love me!
Mary-Jane on: The Trade Deficit
Mary-Jane on: Reforming the Supreme Court
Mary-Jane on: The Chicken or the Egg?
Mary-Jane Announces Her Run for the Presidency

Read the transcript of my recent appearance on the Renault MacClucky show!

Mary-Jane Answers Your Questions

Ask me anything about how I’ll run the country! Email me through the “Contact” link in the sidebar.

What are your views on the death penalty?
—from Tyson
I favor the death penalty for anyone who makes jokes about a “puppet government.”